Alex Wend's Bio

Splash “The Menace” McDunker is a water polo legend known for treading water longer than a caffeinated dolphin and throwing passes with the accuracy of a malfunctioning robot (yet somehow still scoring). Specializing in underwater sneak attacks and the occasional “sneaky splash” to blind opponents, Splash has survived three accidental dunks by a 6’5” teammate and once passed the ball to a referee by mistake. Despite a tendency to forget that water isn’t breathable, they remain a force in the poo