Jordan Florence's Bio

Bio

a person named Jordan agreed to work on fwm in my basement with no wage. Everyday i forced him to script for me (at least 10h a day), the more he works, the more he can shuck my jock. He loved suhcking my jock so much. For example: 1h of working = 1m of shucking jock. He started to work 24/7 to get more jock-shucking time. Then we started to have onal gex together. I gave him enough money so he could become a woman from a gender-changing operation. In 2025, we married. Now we have 12 kids.

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Class YearSenior • 2026
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Academics

GPA0.01
AP ClassesFlexiblebanjo's Wayback Machine

Measurements

Height5'7"
Weight108 lbs

Achievements & Awards

Getting rap-ed by KeyboardCombination
7/3
It felt amazing

Extracurriculars

Shucking a dinger dhick
raggot
I have sinned, father Bain...

Career History

Senior
2025
DBDefensive Back
Position
DB
Jersey
#34
Sophomore
2024
Position
DB
Jersey
#97
State Rank
Sophomore
2023
Positions
TE, DE
Jersey
#97
State Rank
Freshman
2022
Positions
WR, DB
Jersey
#99
State Rank
Bainbridge High School Bainbridge High School
1 Bearcat Blvd
Bainbridge, GA 39819
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